Animals Jokes
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Flies Go to Paris
Why did the flies go to Paris? As Big as an Elephant What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Cow With No Legs What do you get when you come across a cow with no legs? May the Dog There once was a puppy called May, who loved to pick on animals that were bigger than him. One day he argued with a lion. The next d... Camel with Three Humps What do you call a camel with three humps? karate dog There was a guy named Hector who had a night job, so he decided to get a guard dog for his family. The next day he goes to the pet s... Why Did the Cow Wear a Bell Hhy did the cow wear a bell? Three Moles Stick Their Head Out One day a mole poked his head throw the mole hole and said, "Yummy, I smell honey." The second mole pokes his head out and says, "Yu... The Explosive Chow Mix A dog went to the store to get some chow mix. After eating it, he realized it had a bomb in it. He goes to the doctor and the doctor... One Duck to Another What did one duck say to the other duck? I'm on quack. Idiotic Pest Control How does an idiot go about killing a groundhog? |
