Battle of the Sexes Jokes
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The Baby's Revenge
A man comes home from work one day and is extremly horny so he goes home and has crazy sex with his wife all night long...The next d... The Old Couple Can't Remember Things There was this old couple and they had trouble trying to remember things so they went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "Try writing... No Strings Attached A guy is nagged by his wife, who is ardently supported by his mother-in-law. They ask him for a vacation, so he goes around shopping... Harold and Bonnie's Honeymoon A sailor and his bride arrived at the honeymoon suite of their hotel. The bride had not 'gone all the way' before and was very nerv... Female domination A man arrives at the Pearly Gates. He sees a sign that says, "Men dominated by their wives." This line is VERY long. He sees an... Real Ad Ad seen in the The New York Times last week... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellen... Holiday Legs If my left leg was Christmas, and my right leg was Thanksgiving, would you visit in between holidays? The Black Hansel and Gretel Two little black kids went trick-or-treating as Hansel and Gretel. They walked up to this house and knocked on the door. The women t... The Ladder to Success A man wakes up in some kind of place, and a beautiful girl standing next to a ladder says, "Do it with me right now, or go up the la... On Top of Purple Hill One Day a boy came in late for school and the teacher asked him, "Why are you late?" The boy answered, "I was on top of purple hill.... Man Vs. Broom What does a man and a broom have in common? A man, A Woman and a Trailor A man and a woman met in a bar, and after hitting it off they went back to her trailer for dinner. The woman gave him a quick tour o... The New Salesman A new sales assistant was hired at a large dept. store. On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes. T... Go fish A country lad applied for a salesman's job at a big city department store. At his interview the boss asked, "Have you ever been a s... Sex and Germs A young couple were married, and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon, but when the honeymoon was over, they had... A Call To Enlist Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. The first soldier asked the second, "Why did you join the army?" The secon... Good Neighbors While my wife was out of town, a new neighbor borrowed a pie pan. It was returned a few days later filled with an apple pie. Whe... Taxi Driver A young woman and Mandy, her 6-year-old daughter, were in New York City trying to hail a cab when the little girl noticed several wo... Monkey Descendants A little boy once asked his mother, "Mommy, am I descended from a monkey?" The mother replied, "I don't know, son. I never me... By His Side Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stayed by his bedside every single day.... Best Man at a Wedding I went to a wedding at a nudist colony last week. Drinking & Gambling A bum panhandling on the corner approached a man and asked him for $2. The man thought about it for a moment and then asked, "Will ... Japanese Business Trip A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local whore house. He walked in and was assigned to a... Guess the Flavor A Lifesavers agent went into a school classroom to give new flavors to the kids and had them guess the flavors. First, he gave them... 3 Birds On A Wall A teacher was helping her class with a maths problem. She told them the following story. "There are 3 birds sitting on a wall. A ... |
