Battle of the Sexes Jokes
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Golf Lessons
A husband and wife were playing a game of golf with an instructor that told them how to hit farther. The husband hits the ball i... Three Men at the Pearly Gates These three guys meet up at the pearly gates and while their waiting to get in they start telling each other how they died. The fir... Adam talks about Eve After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed... The Amish Girl and Her Boyfriend One day an amish mom and her daughter are riding in the buggy. The daughter says to the mom, "My hands are cold." So the mom says, "... Tom Takes His Date Home It's prom night and Tom is having a great time with his date. He then decide's to take his date home because his parents aren't ther... The Letter Goes to the Wrong Address There was once a man who had just moved into a new house in Florida. His wife would later join him there. While the man was writing ... A Man Gets One Wish from God A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish." Suddenly the... A Man that Saves Money There's a man who makes money but does not spend it. So he goes home to his wife and says, "I saved $5.00 by chasing a bus and not r... The Superbowl A football fan is at the superbowl, wayyyyyy up in the upper deck of the stadium. At halftime he decides to take a chance and makes... The Idiot One day, a beautiful woman was sitting in a small French cafe when an idiot came up to her and said, "Can I buy you a drink?" She... Red Shirt of Courage Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew be... Helpful Man A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he not... Still In Bed? A doctor and his wife were having a big argument during breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to... Husband Drinking A woman was sick of her husband's drinking, and decided to teach him a lesson. She dressed up like Satan and when her husband retur... Your Wife Is Better Once there were these two guys, and they were walking along the sidewalk. Then all of a sudden they came upon a whore house. ... Old Lady An old lady went to her doctor because she was concerned about two lumps she had found under her breasts. The doctor gave her a tho... Backfired Plan A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he went to see his doctor. The doctor suggested that the man could solve... Confession A priest was walking down the street when he saw a member of his parish walking ahead of him. The priest kept trying to catch up to... Dr. Do Little Two doctors meet at a medical convention and hit it off. After a lovely conversation they agree to dine together that evening. As ... Best Choice! A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of the... What a wife hates to hear Q. What three words does a wife hate to hear while she is making love? Wife or Terrorist? Q. What is the difference between dealing with your wife and dealing with a terrorist? Special Monkey A gay man walks into a bar where he notices a good looking man who has a monkey on his shoulder. The gay guy walks over to the man ... The Playboy Groom and His Playboy Best Man A newlywed groom and his best man, both of whom are notorious playboys who always know their way around women, are observing all the... What are Best Friends For? A man approaches his best friends wife one day when her husband is at the office. "Will you go to bed with me?" he asks. "No... |
