Battle of the Sexes Jokes
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The School Play
Little Billy came home form school yesterday, all excited about landing a part in the school play. He runs to his Dad yelling, "Dad... Register 5 This man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms. So he aske... Beard of Truth A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard: "Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would ... A Letter to Tech Support Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child proces... Bedtime Prayers A father put his young son to bed every night, and to make sure he said his prayers, the father waited outside the bedroom door and ... Sex is Like Math Add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs. Women and Chinese Food The Harvard School of Medicine did a study to determine why married women love Chinese food so much. Five Men and a Bar Five men walk into a bar... Special Prescription John walks into a pharmacy and asks for a bottle of viagra. The pharmacist says, "Do you have a prescription?" John says, "No,... Permission to Spend Money There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the be... Super Sex A grandmother in her 80's was not doing too well lately. She hadn't been able to make love in years, yet her husband was still in n... The Difference Between Women and a Fridge. What is the difference between a woman and a refridgerator? A Priest Loses His Rooster One day a priest lost his rooster and decided to look for it. On Sunday's sermon, the priest asked if anyone had seen a cock and al... A Man Deals with his Gay Family A man walks in to a bar and orders 10 Beers. "Why are you drinking so much?" asks the bartender. "I just found out my first son is... No Arms and No Legs on a Beach There was a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the beach. A man walks up and the woman says, "Sir, could you talk to me for a m... Sex Speed Limit What is the speed limit of sex? Will You Dance With Me? There were two girls who were friends. One friend lived in the country and the other in the city. The country girl had a hearing pr... The Dirty Gynecologist A really hot woman goes to have her annual papsmear exam. The doctor happens to be male and is very attracted to her. He starts th... Why They Call it P.M.S. Why do they call it P.M.S? Love in an Elevator The other day I was faced with an embarrassing situation. I was getting off of the elevator at work and was standing face to face w... The Teeth Monster What has 100 teeth and a monster behind it? The Growing Problem One day, a teacher walks into her classroom to start the lesson. She walks up to the board and sees in little writing the word "peni... The Deer Hunter A man goes out hunting for his family's dinner one night. He comes home with a big beautiful deer. So that night the man, along... Spaghetti A lawyer is at the office one day, when he hires a new secretary. She is young and beautiful, but the man knows he can't have her be... 36-24-36 A very flat chested woman finally decided she needed a bra, so she set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an... |
