Battle of the Sexes Jokes
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You Might Be A Redneck
You might be a redneck if you've had over 20 girlfriends and 7 of them were the same girl. A Blondes Favorite Nursery Rhyme What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? A Lady Gets Three Wishes A lady was sitting by the lake when a frog comes jumping across the water. "Save me, save me, I'm a magic frog. If you let me get in... A Tire Vs. 365 Condoms What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? Blondes and Vibrators Why don't blondes use vibrators? How Does a Blonde Like Her Eggs How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Blonde Vs. Screen Door What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? Blonde Belly Button Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? A Blonde With Pigtails What do you call a blonde with pig tails? If I Wanted Any Lip If I wanted any lip from you I'd jiggle my zipper. A Man and His Frog It seems this fairly successful businessman in his early 30's was getting lonely for some companionship. He was comfortably well off... Johns Roommate John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She h... Football Game Joe gets a ticket to the Super Bowl from his company, but when he gets there, the seat is in the last row way back in the corner of ... No Snow For the News Crew There was a news crew that had counted on it snowing, and it didn't, so the next day the girl news reporter said to the guy news rep... A Visit to the Proctologist Several years ago I had hemorrhoids so I went to see my proctologist. Half way through the examination I noticed both his hands on m... Why Do Women Have Legs? Why do women have legs? PMS Why is PMS called PMS? Peanut in the Ear A man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air and then catch them with his mouth. In the middle of cat... Blowing Chunks One night there were two guys sitting around a fire. One guy turns around and says, "Do you want a beer?" The other guy replies, ... Park It A guy married a girl, and every time they had sex he couldn't hold himself long enough to make her happy. So he went to the doctor t... The Lone Ranger and His Posse The Lone Ranger and Tonto were ambushed by a band of outlaws. They fought the outlaws from behind large rocks for as long as th... Rough Competition A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's... The Interview Three women were all applying for a position in the accounting department. The interviewer asked each of them this question: "If you... Handicap Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman runs across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white co... Just Like A Baby A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession t... |
