Battle of the Sexes Jokes
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The Golfer and the Genie
This young man was going golfing one day, but he wasn't very good. He had been hitting the ball in the rough, the water, and soon a... The Kid and the Cop On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop say... Wife's Gift A man wanted to give his wife a pet for her birthday so he went into a pet store and asked for something different. Then he saw some... Good Personality A woman once asked her husband, "Honey, what do you like most about me: my pretty face or my gorgeous body?" Charm School Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman sai... F.B.I. The FBI is looking for a new assassin so they place an ad in the paper. The next day they get three replies. The three men are tol... What's that called? Two senior couples are walking alongside one another; wives in front, husbands at the rear. Herb says to Sam, "we went to a new res... Brownies? A woman was waiting for her husband to come home from work. When he got home she said, "listen, I need you to fix the stairs - they... Two Black Eyes A man came home from work sporting two black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I'll never understand wome... Old Ladies What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't? Adam & Eve decided In the beginning after God created Adam and Eve, he asked, "Which one would like to pee standing up?" Adam went crazy, shouting t... Champagne Breakfast Joe and Marion had been married 50 years and were celebrating with a champagne breakfast. Joe looks across the table at Marion ... Love your...EARS??? Ryan rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive y... Don't Go Out of Town! Two old men, Fred & Homer, were sitting in their wheelchairs in the hallway of their nursing home. The nurse walked by and asked Ho... Tommy's Frog One day, little Tommy wanders into the local brothel, dragging a dead frog on a piece of string along behind him. He goes up to the ... Dear John Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. It was the stupidest thing that I have ever done in my... When To Be Quiet In a little Italian village, a man and his wife of 50 years are rocking back and forth on their porch. Suddenly, the wife stops, gr... What a Loss! Linda and Jill are having coffee when Linda notices that Jill seems troubled and asks her, "Is something bothering you? You look an... Three words that mean small Q. What three two letter words mean small? My dog. One fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a second hearse ... Surd Special A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife is hard of hearing. The doctor suggests that he bring her in for an examinat... Beer Test Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men ... Intelligent woman Q: How can you tell when a woman is about to say something intellegent? Football Game Joe gets a ticket to the Super Bowl from his company, but when he gets there, the seat is in the last row way back in the corner of ... Wrinkles A middle-aged guy says to his wife,"You should go bra-less." She says, "Do you think my breasts are still perky enough?" He says, ... |
