Blondes Jokes
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A Blonde Gets a Haircut
A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replie... Alligator Shoes for a Blonde A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was ve... A Blonde and Her Pregnancy Test Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be... The Blonde Swimmer A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The b... A Speeding Blonde A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it. He says, "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so s... A Blonde at NASA A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician, "I want to go to the... A Blonde on a Flight A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around ... A Blonde at the Doctors Office A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really c... A Blonde Takes a Bet A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turn... A Blonde Rents a Porno Tape A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the... A Blonde Paints the House There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by paintin... The Blonde Samaritan and the Trucker As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door. The ... A Blonde Gives Directions A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde, "Hey, ex... 10 Blonde Inventions 1. The water-proof towel 2. Solar powered flashlight 3. Submarine screen door 4. A book on how to read 5. Inflatable dart board 6. A... A Blonde Calls the Airline Desk A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent ... A Blonde at the Casino Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single... A Blonde Buys Detergent A blonde buys a box of laundry detergent, and it says on the box, "20 uses". A day later, the blonde calls the laundry detergent com... A Blonde at the Library A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the ... The New Blonde Teacher A blonde women started to work at a school as a teacher. It came to break time, and while she was on duty she noticed a girl standin... The Blondes Measure a Pole There were three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job of measuring the height of the new flagpole. So they... How Do You Kill a Blonde How do you kill a blonde? submarine full of blondes How do u sink a sub full of blondes??? Blondie A blonde walks into a bar OUCH................. |
