Blondes Jokes
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Blonde Car Sex
How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex? Blonde and the Blinkers A blonde and her boyfriend had just come back from a party when the boyfriend asked the blonde if his car's headlights were blinking... Girls in a Desert A blonde, brunette and red head were in the desert. The brunette got food, while the red head got water and the blonde got a car do... scracth and snif How do you kill a blonde in a swimming pool? Blondes and Brunette There were nine blondes and 1 brunette walking on a worn out rope bridge, and it broke, leaving them hanging on for thier lives on t... Santa Clause, Easter Bunny and Blonde If Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny and a smart blonde all jumped off a roof, who would land first? The Blonde Makes a Wish There once was a blonde, brunette and a red head. They were all stranded on a deserted island. One day they were all walking along t... Bad Day for A Blonde How do you know a blonde is having a bad day? Blonde Vs. Mosquito What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? Blonde Vs. 747 What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? A Brunette Between Two Blondes What is a brunette between two blondes? Feeding the Toilet Duck Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? Blonde Vs. Peanut Butter How is a blonde like peanut-butter? A Blonde Quiz A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend said... Blondes in Flight Two blondes were headed to California for the summer. About two hours into their flight the pilot gets on the intercom and reports ... A Blonde in a Row Boat A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over ... A Blonde at the Casino Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single... A Blonde Goes to Disneyland There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disneyland. When they were about half way there, the blonde saw a sign that said "Disn... Applying To Be Lion Tamer After the resident lion tamer had resigned, the circus placed an ad in the local newspaper for a new lion tamer. On the day of the t... $20 Blonde Joke There was a $20 dollar bill in the middle of a circle. In the circle is a smart blond, a dumb blond, and a ghost. Who will get the ... Confuse a Blonde How do you confuse a blonde? The Speedy Blonde One day a police man pulls over a small red sports car he walks up to it and sees a drop dead beuatifull blond and says, "My I see y... Blondes and Beer Bottles What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? Three Girls Pick Fruit There once was a blonde, a brunette and a red-head. They were driving home from a game and their car broke down. They saw a farm and... The Speeding Blonde A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde... |
