Blondes Jokes
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A Blonde and a Mexican
Why did the blonde have sex with a mexican? The Crash A blonde was out driving one day when all of a sudden, she crashed! Fortunately, a police officer was behind her. When he pulled... Four Blondes in a Pick-Up There were four blondes in the back of a pick-up truck and the driver was drunk, so he drove off a really high bridge into a river. ... Blonde and the Blinkers A blonde and her boyfriend had just come back from a party when the boyfriend asked the blonde if his car's headlights were blinking... BLONDS What is the differance between a blond and a mosquito? The Coffin of a Blonde Why are blondes coffins a Y shape? The Blonde at the Library A blonde walks into a library. She goes to the librarian and says, "Can I have a hamburger and coke?" The librarian says, "This i... Giving Blondes a Bad Name A blonde was driving her car down the road when she saw another blonde in the field by the road trying to row a boat on land. The... A Blonde and a Lawyer on a Plane A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun... A Blonde and a Zebra What does a blonde name her pet zebra? A Blonde in the Big Apple There is a blonde and a brunette standing on the Empire State Building and they jump off. Who do you think hits the ground first? The Blonde and the Washing Machine A blonde walks into an electrical store and says to the assistant, "Please can I buy this washing machine?" The assistant shakes hi... The Blonde in the Factory Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? The Blonde and the Night Watchman Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after... Half Brained Blonde What do you call a blonde with half a brain? I Want That T.V. An dumb blonde walks into a store. She says, "Can I have that T.V. up there?" The man running the store says, "No you're a dumb blon... How To Make a Blonde Laugh How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Death Row A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all awaiting execution by firing squad. The brunette goes first, but just before the ... You've Got Mail One day a blonde walks outside and looks in her mail box. A few minutes later, she comes again. Later, she looks again. Her neighb... A Smart Blonde and a Dumb Blonde A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and the tooth fairy are walking down the street and they see a 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk. Who kee... The Blonde,Redhead and Brunette Ask the Mirror There was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette.They all went to a bar together.In this bar was a mirror that, if you say something tru... The Blonde and the T.V. Salesman A blonde went into a department store and asked the salesman if she could buy the television on display. The salesman replied, "No, ... A Blonde Waitress How do you know when a blonde waitress is hurting? How Do You Starve a Blonde How do you starve a dumbe blonde? Blonde at the Beach A blonde, a brunette and a red head were at the beach. A bird came down and crapped on the blonde's head. The red head ran to get so... |
