Blondes Jokes
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A Smart Blonde and a Dumb Blonde
A smart blonde, a dumb blonde and the tooth fairy are walking down the street and they see a 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk. Who kee... Blonde with a Dye Job What do you call a blonde with a dye job? What To Do... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Two Blondes Walk Into a Supermarket Two blondes walk into a supermarket. You'd think one of them would have seen it! A Blonde Stuffing Her Bra What went wrong when the blonde was stuffing her bra? Why Do Blondes Like Sunroofs Why do blondes like cars with sunroofs? A Blonde Buys an AM Radio Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? Three Stupid Blondes There were three blondes who wanted to cross a river. So the first blonde asked God if he would make her smart enough to know how ... The Speeding Blonde A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde... The Blonde and the Coke Machine One day, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and starts putting change in it. On and on she went putting change in the machine. An h... 3 blondes There were three blondes walking along the beach. While they were walking, they find a genie. The genie says that they can each have... Lovely Ladies What do you get when 50 blondes stand in a straight line? Bill of Sale to a Blonde There was a blonde who walked up to a coke machine. The machine read BILLS ONLY. So the blonde pulls out her electric bill and h... The Blonde and the Glass Wall Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? How Do You Starve a Blonde How do you starve a dumbe blonde? Blonde on a Double Decker Bus There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead going for a ride on a double decker bus. There was only one seat on top and two on the ... Blonde and Brunette Jump Off a Cliff When a blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff, who dies first? Blonde National Anthem What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? It's Magic! What's the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician? Blonde Hairspray A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfor... A Blonde at the Library A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the ... The Blonde and the Thermos A blonde walks into a store and sees a cylindrical item on the shelf. The blonde asks the clerk, "What is this item?" The clerk ... A Blonde and a Genie Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. ... A Blonde in the Library A blonde walks into a library and asks one of the librarians, "Can I have a large fries and a Coke?" The librarian hisses, "Quiet! T... How Did the Blonde Break Her Leg How did the dumb blonde break her leg when she was raking the leaves? |
