Blondes Jokes
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How Did the Blonde Break Her Leg
How did the dumb blonde break her leg when she was raking the leaves? A Blonde Gets a Haircut One day a blonde woman walks into a barber shop to get her hair cut, but she is wearing a portible cd player. The barber says "I can... The Blonde Gets a Soda Why did the blonde keep taking the cap off her soda and keep putting it back on again? The Blonde Puzzle Why was the blonde so excited when she finished her puzzle in 6 months? Who Would Cross the Road First Who would cross the road first, a chicken or a blonde? Why Was the Blonde Fired Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M factory? How Did the Blonde Turn On the Light How did the Blonde turn on the light after sex? Yellow Submarine How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A Blonde and a Puzzle One day there was a blonde trying to put together a puzzle but she was really stumped and couldn't figure it out, so she decides to ... A Blonde Buys Detergent A blonde buys a box of laundry detergent, and it says on the box, "20 uses". A day later, the blonde calls the laundry detergent com... The New Blonde Teacher A blonde women started to work at a school as a teacher. It came to break time, and while she was on duty she noticed a girl standin... A Blonde, Brunette and Red Head A red head, a brunette and a blonde were riding in a truck. The red head was driving, the brunette was in the passenger seat and the... A Blonde Gets Pregnant What's the first thing a blonde says when she gets pregnant? Underwater City Construction What is more stupid than 10 blondes trying to build a city under water? Why Did The Blonde Jump Off a Cliff Why did the blonde jump off a cliff? A Blonde on a Skyscraper A blonde and a brunette were standing on top of a skyscraper. They made a bet to see if they jumped off who would hit the ground ... A Blonde, A Brunette, and A Red Head There once was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They were all stuck on an island. The RedHead said, "I am really homesick, I shal... The Blonde in the Sack There was a burnette, a blonde and a red head. They were on the run from the cops and they each hopped in a sack in a barn cellar. T... Three Pregnant Girls One day three pregnant ladies, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde, were sitting around a coffe table. The brunette says, "I'm sure ... The Dirty Blonde Why did the blonde play in the mud? Yo mama So Stupid Yo Mama so stupid, when the form said 'Sign Here' she wrote, "Capricorn." Blondes Screw In a Lightbulb How many blondes does it take to screw in a lighbulb? The Blonde Tap Dancer What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A Blonde History Moment Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Ro... A Blonde Gets Pulled Over A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish yo... |
