Blondes Jokes
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Dating Blondes
How do you know if a blonde is dating? By the buckle print on her forehead. Two Blonds Two blonds walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would've seen it Three Women Go To NASA NASA was preparing for another mission and wanted to send a woman into space. To find the right one, NASA officials interviewed a b... Blonde and Pin What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell -- she's got a grenade in her mouth! blonde in submarine How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Just Shoot Me! A blonde walks into the emergency room with a bullet embedded in her left hand. When asked by the doctor how she got shot in the... Breakfast in Bed How does a blonde like her eggs in the ? Blonde Q: What do a blonde and a door screen have in common? The Convertible A blonde, a brunette, and a black man were driving in a convertible. As they drove on a narrow road, a semi broadsided them and thei... A Blonde Job Interview A young blonde woman goes for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us yo... Two Blondes and a Compact Two blondes are walking down the street. They find a makeup compact and open it to see what is inside. The first blonde opens th... 50 Blondes in a Row What do you get when 50 blondes stand in a line? Underwater City Construction What is more stupid than 10 blondes trying to build a city under water? Truth Mirror One day,a blonde, a red-head, and a brunette were out walking when they found a small mirror lying on the ground. Engraved on it ... Gone Fishin' A blonde was out in the middle of a field, in a boat, just a-rowing away. Another blonde comes through the field in a car, stops, an... A Blonde Invention A Submarine with screen doors. Blonde at a Red Light What happens when you have two 2 blonds at flashing red light? Mercedes Blonde Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little Christmas ... Bill of Sale to a Blonde There was a blonde who walked up to a coke machine. The machine read BILLS ONLY. So the blonde pulls out her electric bill and h... A Blonde Gets a Haircut One day a blonde woman walks into a barber shop to get her hair cut, but she is wearing a portible cd player. The barber says "I can... Driving Blondes What goes "VROOM...SCREECH...VROOM...SCREECH"? To Kill a Blonde How do you kill a blonde? 4 Blondes Go To Disneyland Four blondes are on there way to Disneyland. They can't wait to get there. It's been hours and hours and they are very close. Fin... A Blonde Goes to Jamaica A blonde gets on a plane headed to Jamaica. When she sits in first class, a flight attendant walks up to her and tells her to sit i... Two Blondes and Santa Clause A smart blonde, and dumb blonde, and a Santa Claue all jump off a building at the same time. Which one landed first? |
