Celebrity Jokes
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Five Dogs
What do you call five dogs with no balls? Michael Jackson Vs. McDonalds What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? How Does Michael Jackson Pick His Nose How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Michael Jackson On the Titanic Michael Jackson is on the Titanic as it's sinking. Women and children have to get off first. Suddenly, a woman yells, "Screw the kid... Phone Call From Mike Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? Hitlers Wife Had Twins Hitlers wife had two sets of twins. She named the first set Adolf and Rodolf, and the second set Getoff and Stayoff. Stevie Wonder's House Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house lately? Pink Floyd Vs. Dale Earnhardt What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? What Does Ellen DeGeneris Cook What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night? Michael Jackson Vs. Wal-Mart What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common? What Was JFK Jr. Drinking What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash? How Does Michael Jackson Know When It's Bedtime How does Michael Jackson know it's time for bed? Michael Jackson at the Beach What did the couple say to Michael Jackson at the beach? Visitors For Mike How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Dolly Parton's New Shoes Did you see Dolly Parton's new shoes? Britney and a Computer What do Britney Spears and a compuer have in common? The Crocodile Hunter's Legacy What's two feet tall and gets dangled in front of a crocodile like chicken? Helen Keller's Punishment How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? Helen Keller Falls Down a Well What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? Michael Jackson's bedtime Q. How can Michael Jackson's son tell when it is bedtime? Princess Diana and Rud Van Nistlerooy What is the differance between Princess Diana and Rud Van Nistlerooy? O.J. Simpson Vs. Prunes What is the difference between orange juice and prune juice? Garth Brooks Fans What has 132 feet and 8 teeth? How Does Michael Jackson Pick His Nose How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose? Monica Goes Republican Monica lewinski has decided to go Republican all the way...It seems the Democrats have left a bad taste in her mouth. |
