Celebrity Jokes
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O.J. Simpson Vs. Christopher Reeves
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson? George Michaels Latest What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall? George Michael Vs. Microwave Oven What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? How Does Michael Jackson Know When It's Bedtime How does Michael Jackson know it's time for bed? Michael Jackson Vs. Plastic Bag What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? Helen Keller's Punishment How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? How Does Helen Keller Masturbate Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? Why Was Helen Kellers Leg Yellow Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? How Was Helen Keller Punished What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? Why Did Monica Lewinsky Get a Stain Do you know why Monica Lewinsky got a stain on her dress? Michael Jackson Vs. Wal-Mart What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common? What's Green and Smells Like Monica Lewinsky What's green and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Monica Lewinsky's Favorite Instrument What's Monica Lewinsky's favorite instrument? Michael Jackson at the Beach What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Helen Keller Gets Punished How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Helen Keller's Dog What is the name of Helen Keller's dog? A Willie Nelson Concert What is forty feet long and has eight teeth? Michael Jackson Vs. Greyhound Racing What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? Five Dogs with No Balls What do you call five dogs with no balls? The Two Boobs What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? What Does JFK Jr. Miss the Most What does JFK Jr. miss the most about Martha's Vineyard? What Was JFK Jr. Drinking What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash? How Did JFK Jr. Learn to Fly How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly? Mike Tyson's Dog What has four legs and no ears? Raquel Welch and Santa Clause What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus? |
