Ethnic/Cultural Jokes
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Judgement Day For Tim
St. John was in charge for judgement day. A man walks up to him and says his name is Tim. St.Jhon says,"Tim, why should I let you in... Jew Vs. Canoe What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A Black Man Gets Three Wishes A black man was cleaning a white womans attic and he happened to run into a lamp. He proceded to rub the lamp and out popped a genie... Why Wasn't Adam Black Why wasn't Adam black? Priest and Nun Stranded A priest and a nun are driving down a snowy road. Car gets stalled, they both start walking, up ahead is a cabin. They walk in, no o... Paint Mixup This guy wanted his porch to be painted so he hired a couple of Mexicans to paint it. He told them, "I want you to paint my porch r... What Do Eskimos Eat for Breakfast What do Eskimos eat for breakfast? Learning Japanese An Englishman on a business trip to Japan is having an affair with a local woman. While engaged in the act of love-making she sudden... What Did the Mexican Say What did the Mexican say whn he was hit in the eye? You So Black You so black, the police arrested you for tinted windows. Crossing the Border A Mexican was attempting to cross into America,when the border guard stopped him and asked if he was an American. The Mexican rep... Clinton's trip to Africa President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the... Jesus in Australia Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Australia? Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. How to Know if a Redneck Has Used Your P.C. The Monitor is up on blocks. The six front keys have rotted out. The password is now "Bubba." The keyboard is painted in ca... The Pregnant Mexican Girl Why did the mexican girl get pregnant? What is an Interracial Harem What is an interracial harem? An Aboriginal Joke What do you call an Aboriginal with a stick up his bum? The Three Miners There were three miners..a French man, an English man, and a Chinese man. The French man was the boss. The English man used the mini... What Do You Call a Broken Beer Bottle What do you call a broken beer bottle at the side of the road? A Man From Africa Arrives at the Airport A man from Africa arrives at Heathrow airport. He is asked by the immigration officials to use three english words in a sentence so... The Altar Boy A new priest is preparing to attend a confession for the first time -- he's extremely nervous. Father Murphy, the seasoned veteran,... Irishman What is a seven course meal to an Irishman? A six pack and a potato. American and Iranian Woman An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman picks up two potatoes and says, "These remind me o... Pastor's Visit A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house it was obvious that somebody was home. However, no one cam... Their Ideal Man A Chinese man asked his three daughters what their ideal man should be. The first daughter said, "I want a man with three dragons... |
