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Fat Free French Fries
Recently, I stopped by a fast-food restaurant. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to giv...

Cops and Big Women
Why do cops like big women?

Canadians do it differently...
Why do Canadians do it doggystyle?

How does an Egg Cross the Road
How does an egg cross the road?

Say Cheese!
Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Doughboy
Dear Friends, It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following: Please join me in remembering a great icon, the veteran Pillsbu...

Cheese That isn't Yours
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Salad Shooter
what do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

Starving For Fame
Two super models are waiting in the waiting hall of a popular shooting company. But they have not eaten in over sixteen hours. T...

Three Tomatoes
There were three tomatoes walking through a wood; a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato was lagging...

Can You Do This?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

First Job
What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.'s usual question at their first job?




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