Groaners Jokes
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Vampire Happy Hour
Two vampires walk into a bar and one vampire says to the bartender give me a glass of blood. So, the bartender hands him a glass of ... No Dogs on the Plane A lady took a dog to the airport. The security guard said, "No dogs on the plane. The lady replied, "But, my dog won't make a s... Flipping the Bird I was driving out of town the other day when all of a sudden I hit a wild turkey and it flipped over my car. There was a state t... Two Men and a Building 2 drunk men were standing on the top of a 15 story building. Man one says to man two, "Betcha cant jump to the 10th story buildin... Old Green Nose What is green,in your nose, and sings? Bicycles Why did the bicycle fall over? Camo Underwear A group of army men and their sargent were stranded in the desert. They had been walking for about a week, were down to their last s... Making Cupcakes One day a girl and her mother went for a walk in the park. The girl saw two squirrels having sex and she asked her mother what the s... Grosser Than Gross What's grosser than gross? The Little Girl and the Fish Why did the little girl carry around a fish in her pocket? The Dog with the Sore Tooth A guy walks into a bar and he saw a big jar full of money so he aked the bartender, "What is all that money in that jar?" The barte... Getting Rid of Wrinkels There was once a little old lady who had lots and lots of wrinkels. Everyone teased her and called her names. One day she decided ... The Gay Man at the Sperm Bank Why did the gay man get fired at the sperm bank? Blood on the Rocks Three vampires went into a pub. The first one walked up to the bar and asked for blood on the rocks and the bar man got it for him.... Doctors Office Humor A husband, wife, and two kids were riding home late one night. The husband wrecked the car, and everyone ended up at hospital. The... Biker Drinking Techniques A local police officer was driving past a pub after closing time when he noticed two motor bikes still parked out front. He stopped... Cross Country Mishap One day these three skiers went to the hotel and asked if they could each get a room. The owner said there was only one room left. ... Brown and Sticky What is brown and sticky? Jam Jars Why do ants dance on jam jars? Famous Coffee What is the famous coffee in Afghanistan? Vampires Favorite Fruit What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Eighty Pounds Did you hear about the eighty-pound guy with the forty-pound testicles? Favorite Street What is a ghost's favorite street? Two Men Walk Into a Bar Two men walk into a bar... I thought one of them would have noticed! Fast Runner What runs fast but doesn't have any legs? |
