Groaners Jokes
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What is the Fastest Thing
Four men are in a training class. The professor asks the first man, "What is the fastest thing you know?" He replied, "Thoughts, th... Hung Like an Elephant There were three guys sitting at a bar. The first guy looks over to the other two and says, "Guys, I'm hung like a mountain lion!" T... The Red Joke Once there was a red man sleeping on his red bed and covered by a red blanket and wearing red clothes. He woke up from his red dream... Six Men Kicking My Mother In Law I saw six men kicking and punching my mother in law the other day. My friend asked if I was going to help. I said, "No..six men shou... A Deer On the Wall This guy killed a deer and hung it on his wall. When his friend came over he said, "Did you kill that deer?" "No," the man replied, ... Landmines. A woman wakes up in the hospital after a landmine exploded and cries, "Doctor! Doctor I can't feel my legs!" |
