Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock Knock
"Knock, knock""Who's there?""Howard who?""Howard you like to go out today?" Knock Knock "Knock, knock""Who's there?""Ivan who?""Ivan headache!" Knock Knock Knock knock?Who's there?Mayonnaise.Mayonnaise who?Mayonnaise a lot of food! Knock Knock Knock, Knock.Who's there?No one.No one who?I said NO ONE! Knock Knock Knock, Knock.Who's There?Joanna.Joanna who?Joanna hear another knock knock joke? Knock Knock Knock, Knock.Who's There?Francis.Francis who?Francis full of French people! Knock Knock Knock, Knock.Who's There?Monkey.Monkey Who?Monkey See, Monkey do! Knock Knock Knock, Knock.Who's There?Disguise.Disguise who?Disguise the limit. Knock Knock Knock-knock.Who's there?Cowgo.Cowgo who?No silly, cow goes moo! Knock Knock Knock-knock.Who's there?Mice.Mice who?Mice to meat you. Knock Knock Knock knock.Who's there?Boo.Boo who?Don't cry its just a joke! Knock Knock Knock Knock.Who's There?Olive God.Olive God who?Olive God Very Much. Knock Knock Knock,knock.Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you thirsty? Knock Knock Knock Knock.Who's there?Satellite.Satellite who?Set a light in the window.One by land, two by sea. Knock Knock Knock, knock.Who's there?Candy.Candy who?Candy you go any faster? Knock Knock Knock, Knock.Who's there?Dwayne.Dwayne Who?Dwayne the tub, I'm dwaoning! Knock Knock Knock knock.Who's there?Claus.Claus who?Claus the door it's freezing in here! Knock Knock Knock knock.Who's there?Oil.Oil who?Oil get you! Knock Knock Knock-knock.Who's there?Stew.Stew, who?Stew early to go to bed. |
