Misc. Jokes
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The Man with the Guitar
Once there was a man who bought a guitar. He went down the street and played it for a dog, and the dog died. He walked further down ... Your House is So Small Your house is so small, when I put my key in the key hole to open the door, I stabbed 3 people. Math Homework One day, a father asked his oldest son Jim to help his youngest son Tom with his math homework. After an hour, Jim got frustrated an... Texas Comedy Club An old man walks into a comedy club. After seeing the first comedian walk out on stage he pulls a gun and shoots him. He then procee... THree Triplets in the Womb There were three babies in development inside their mother. They were discussing what they wanted to be when they get out. The first... Some Stupid Instructions Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..... The Olympia Project: Starting a stand-up scene in my hometown After reading a friend’s series of motivational blogs over the last few days, I’ve found myself pondering the idea of really wor... The Two Dorks There was these two 8 year old boys playing at the river near their house. They noticed there was a naked lady bathing in the river ... The Ipod Joke So there was a girl namd Noelle who always loved listening to music but never had an Mp3. So she asked her mother and after a lot of... TRUE STORY I GET ON THE ELEVATOR WITH TWO GAY GUYS... I ASK, "GOING DOWN?" RELATIVES My Uncle was having trouble with his sex life. The doctor told him to eat more rye bread. My Uncle days to the clerk, "Give me t... The Ice Cream Man This kid was walking home and saw an ice cream truck. He looked and waved and continued to walk. The next day he saw the ice cream... |
