Misc. Jokes
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The Dads Sermon
There were three little kids walking home one day when the first kid said, "My dad wrote on a sheet of paper and called it a poem, a... Guess What '1' Is Guess what "1" is here. Hints: Your mother uses your fathers 1. Your auntie uses your uncle's 1. George W. Bush has a short 1. Madon... The Two Dorks There was these two 8 year old boys playing at the river near their house. They noticed there was a naked lady bathing in the river ... Love at First Sight A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other... Helen Keller 2 Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was 'Arhgi-djnsf'! Gum What is hard and dry when you put it in, and sticky and wet when you take it out? Three Men Go Out to Steal Things One night, three men went out to steal. The first man stole a cow, the second man stole a goat and the third man stole a plate. The ... Bubba There was a man named Bubba who knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Bubba got a new job, Bubba says to his new boss, "... Sunday School Attendance A young boy arrived to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wron... easy rent money Fred knocks on his friends door. The wife answers and he asks, "Is John home?" She says, "No, but come on in and wait, he should ... Hell of a Decision Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his... Birds and Cones Little Johnny was sitting in the class, Miss Jones asked him, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one, how many ... The Pickle Slicer A guy named Bill worked at a pickle factory. He was a good man except for one thing: he compulsively stuck his wang in the pickle sl... Piss Head A man is in a bar and he walks up to the bar and says to the bartender "I'll bet you $50 that I could piss into that shot glass blin... Morals One day the teacher is explaining to her class about morals. She tells them about how her grandfather would raise chickens and tha... Crazy Chicken Well there was this farmer and his rooster had just passed away, and all of his hens were sad and depressed. They were so depressed ... 8 seconds Why don't cowboys make good lovers? Nice Pig! There is a lady and a duck in a bar and a man walks over to them and says, "nice pig". So the lady replies, "that's a duck!" and... What are you thinking? In down town Los Angeles a guy is just about to take his first step on a tight rope between two very tall buildings. At the exact... What Did He Say? Miss Adams was explaining multi-syllable words to her third-grade class. "You all know single-syllable words like hand, foot, house... The Blind Man There was a nun taking a bath one day. Suddenly she hears a knock on the door. "Who is it?" the nun says. "Blind man," the guy says.... Wood Eye A man needs to get an artificial eye due to a work injury. The eye doctor shows him a glass eye and a wooden eye. He can only af... Who has the smartest dog? Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second was an accountant, the third was a ... Greedy Lawyer? A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in ch... new truck There was this truckie talking to his boss about the new truck that had arrived and the boss was telling the truckie to take it to d... |
