Mommy Jokes
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Mommy Mommy!
Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again? Mommy Mommy Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise. Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose? The Head Office A boy who had just came home from his first day at school asks his mom, "What is the Head Office?" The mom replies, "That's where th... Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax.... Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear. Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia. Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard? |
