Mommy Jokes
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimy? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sister! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a big head? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! How come sister gets to watch TV and I can't? Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the elevator shAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much. Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap. Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing. Mommy Mommy! Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller. Mommy Mommy! "Come upstairs, son, like a good boy." test test Making a Baby-What a story The Smiths > were unable to conceive children and decided to use a > surrogate father to start their family. On the day the > pro... Your Mummas So Old Your mummas so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade |
