The Office Jokes
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A Short Line
A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside. According to Statistics According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. Extra Components on the Bench After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. All Warranties Expire All warranties expire upon payment of invoice. All Work and No Play All work and no play, will make you a manager. Always Hire a Rich Attorney Always hire a rich attorney. Always Listen to Experts Always listen to experts. They'll tell what can't be done and why. Then do it. Am I Good at Delegating Am I good at delegating? You Bet! I always find someone to blame! Ambition is a Poor Excuse Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. An Executive Will Always.. An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him. An Original Idea An original idea can never emerge from committee in its original form. An Ounce of Pretention An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure. A Simple Idea Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. Anything Labeled New Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" isn't. The label means the price went up. The label "All New", "Completely New", or "Great ... An Accountants Birth Control What does an accountant do for birth control? An Extroverted Accountant What is an extroverted accountant? An Insolvency Practitioner What is an insolvency practitioner? Three Types of Accountants There are just three types of accountants... How Do You Drive an Accountant Insane How do you drive an accountant completely insane? What Do Accountants Suffer From What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? How Was Copper Wire Invented How was copper wire invented? What's an Auditor What's an auditor? When to Become an Accountant When does a person decide to become an accountant? Definition of a Good Accountant What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Accountants Don't Die Accountants don't die, they just lose their balance. |
