Political Jokes
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The Melissa Virus Strikes At The White House
Carrying the presidential laptop computer, a White House staffer walks into the Oval Office and announces, "Bad news, Mr. President.... Puzzled Priest An elderly parish priest became unhappy with the things he was hearing during Saturday confessions. After his sermon one Sunday morn... Hillary's Parrot Hillary Clinton wanted to add some color to the White House, so she decided to look at tropical birds for reasons known only to her.... Saving the prez!! One day Bill Clinton was out jogging and he accidently tripped and fell off a bridge into the cold water below... Three 10 year o... The frog A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the gre... Presidents Five former presidents were enjoying a cruise when their ship unexpectedly hits an iceberg. Gerald Ford cried out, "Oh my goodness!... In Bill's Defense...? Hillary Rodham Clinton, a role model for women who scare their husbands into cheating everywhere, has decided to have a trial separa... Gore, not Fore! A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in South Florida, which will replace the traditional call of "FORE." Once ... Senator Clinton- The Name Caller NY State Independant Party leader Lenora Fulani accused newly elected Senator Hillary Clinton today of being a "Name Caller." S... 102 Dalmatians Paul Harvey reported this morning that the movie, "102 Dalmatians" was released in Palm Beach County as "97 Dalmatians." Bill Clinton's Retirement Plans 1) Spend more quality time with Chelsea and her 13 half brothers and sisters. 2) Tour the nations' prisons to improve conditions.... What Clinton Had For Dinner One night Clinton had chicken ordered for dinner. He started with a leg. Then he went to a thigh. Finally he got to the breast. ... New Slogans for Florida - If you think we can't vote, wait 'til you see us drive! - We count more than you do. - If you don't like the way we count, t... Al Gore as a Beverly Hillbilly :) Sung to the tune of "The ballad of Jed Clampett" From the BEVERLY HILLBILLIES Submitted by Rena Come and listen to my st... Why Did George W. Run Across the Street? Why did George W. Bush RUN across the Street? Osama's Wives Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Afghani Wal-Mart Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan? Bin Laden's Camel Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and ... National Bird of Afghanistan What is the national bird of Afgahanistan? What Are Politics? A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family s... Wal*Marts Why aren't there any Wal*marts in Afghanistan? What Do You Call Someone What do you call someone who hangs around with you spiritually? A politician. What do you call someone who laughs at you while they ... Bill Clinton Should Date.. Bill Clinton should date a girl that is loyal, trustworthy and true to her word. Because opposites attract. Osama Bin Laden in Hell One day, Osama Bin Laden died and went to hell. The Devil told him he could take the place of one person who was good. So the Devil ... John Kerry Vs. Giraffe What do John Kerry and a giraffe have in common? |
