Political Jokes
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A Man Throws a Knife at Bush
A man at the Presidents debate tried to throw a knife at the picture of Mr. Bush. But the knife accidentally hit the real Bush. Ever... The World is Crazy "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA i... Bill Clinton's Idea of Safe Sex What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex? Bill The Musician Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? Would You Have Sex with Bill Clinton 100 women were surveyed and asked one question: "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?" Bill Clinton Vs. Country Folk Dancer What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common? What's the New Game in the White House What's the new game they're playing in the White House? Bill Clinton Vs. Santa Clause What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus? The Two Worst Things About Bill Clinton What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton? The Clinton Administration Bill and Hillary, Al and Tipper take a boat ride. The boat capsizes. Who gets saved? Bill Clinton Doesn't Like Old Houses Why doesn't Bill Clinton like old houses? A Woman in The White House When will there be a woman in the White House? What Will Bring The Kennedy's Back Together What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together? Why is Hillary Always On Top Why does Hillary Clinton always get on top? The Latest JFK Jr. Movie Did you hear about the latest JFK Jr. movie? Why Didn't JFK Jr. Shower Why didn't JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane? A President Is A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country. A Conservative Is A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. A Conservative Is A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. - Franklin D. Roosevelt A Coup Is A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place. A Fool and His Money A fool and his money are soon elected. A Fool and His Money A fool and his money stabilize the economy. Bush on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader "Bush, this is a 50/50 chance that you'll get this question right.... How do you say Al Queda?" "uhh.... Al Queder." |
