Redneck Jokes
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You Know You're A Redneck
You know you're a redneck when your sister moves out and you have to pay child support. Solving Redneck Crimes Why is it so hard to solve redneck crimes? 32 Rednecks In a Room What do you call 32 rednecks in the same room? You Might Be a Redneck if.... You might be a redneck if your halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does! Redneck Trips? In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assis... 40 Things Never Said By Southerners 40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Lis... A Roomful of Rednecks What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room? A Redneck Word How does a redneck use the word 'Fascinate?' The Hillbilly Surgeon How do you circumsize a hillbilly? ... First Aid for Cowboys Two cowboys from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their bee... Flat Nosed Redneck Dogs Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses? You Might Be a Redneck You might be a redneck if your only refrigerater is in your front yard. That's What Mom Says A senior girl in Arkansas was upset because she didn't have a date to her Senior Prom, so she asked her brother to take her. He s... The Redneck Learns About Logic Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first one goe... You Might Be a Redneck When you hear someone mention crack and you pull up your pants..you might be a redneck. Red Neck Christmas You know you're a red neck when you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister and girlfriend and you only need to buy one gift. You are a Redneck if... You are probably a redneck if you sold your old toothbrush at a garage sale. You are probably a redneck if you got your hair ca... You Know You're A Redneck You know yor a redneck when you get in your husbands car and all ya find is cigarette packs and empty Coke bottles. Redneck Fitness You know you're a redneck when your stair master has a whiskey bottle. Farner and Two Sheep What do you call an farmer with a sheep under each arm? You Might Be a Redneck You might be a redneck if you have five lawnmowers and only one of them works. That Dry Texas Wit A visitor to West Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?" A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does." "When?" asked th... Southern Circumcision How do you circumcise a guy from Arkansas? You Might Be a Redneck You might be a Redneck if you owe your taxidermist more than your annual income. You Might Be A Redneck You might be a redneck if you cut your grass and find your car. |
