Short Jokes
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Kobe and Paris
Did you here the Lakers traded Kobe Bryant for Paris Hilton? Yeah! Now the whole team sucks!! Grandmother & Bowling Ball What is the difference between your grandmother and a bowling ball? Tickle Me Elmo What does every Tickle Me Elmo get before it leaves the factory? Your Father Must be a Baker 'Cause you sure got a nice set of BUNS!!!! A Room without a Door What do you call a room without a door? The Building with the Tallest Stories What building has the tallest stories? Kirmits Finger What is green, slimy, and smells like Miss Piggy. Lucky Dogs Why do dogs lick their nuts? What do Women Do with Their Assholes What do women do with their assholes in the morning? Secondhand Shop Why did the man go to the secondhand shop? Bee Visits Doctor The bee say's to the doctor,"Doctor..I think I'm a bee!" Doctor say's "Take this medicine, and if it doesn't work, give me a buzzzzz... Snakes Favorite Occasion What is a snakes favorite occasion? Poor People Go Shopping If poor people had money, where would they want to grocery shop? The Airplane and the Rocket The Airplane asks the Rocket,"How can you fly so fast?" The Rocket answers,"You would too if your ass was on fire." Nose Fence What type of fence do you put around a nose? A Pregnant Woman and a Lightbulb What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? Fat Lady and the Scale What did the scale say when the fat lady stood on it? Why Did the Duck Cross the Road Why did the duck cross the road? Santa Clause Why doesn't Santa Clause have any children? Short Vampire Joke What's the best time to bring a vampire down? The Janitor and the Broom Why did the janitor dance with the broom? Short Frog Joke What is green and has wheels? A Viagra Riddle What does a Disney ride and Viagra have in common? What is a Girl with No Boobs What is a girl without any boobs? A guy. What is a guy without any hair? What do You Call a Wizard.. What do you call a wizard at church? A swinger. What do you call a wizard at a job? |
