Short Jokes
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What Did The Flea Say
What did one flea say to the other flea after a night out? Why Did The Fly Fall From the Toilet Why did the fly fall from the toilet? Who Makes More Money Who makes more money, a whore or a drug dealer? What is a Nachos What is a nachos? Alexander The Grape What is purple and ruled the world? Alexander The Grape. The Lopsided Breasts I once dated this girl who was in a wet t-shirt contest. She won 1st and 3rd place. Comedians Make Good Midwives Comedians make good midwives, they're strong on the delivery. A Burglar Get's Justice A Burglar broke into the Police Commissioners mansion and broke all of the clocks. He was later charged with wasting police time. KFC Vs. Popeyes What's the difference between KFC and Popeyes? Two Brothers Pissing Off the Bridge There were these two brothers who had long johnsons. They were walking across the Golden Gate Bridge. Seeing all that water made th... What's the Difference Between a Bird and a Fly What's the difference between a bird and a fly? Why Did the Monkey Fall Out of the Tree Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Why Do Fat People Jog Why do fat people jog? Why Do You Run From Your Farts Why do run from your farts? A Potato and a Penis What do you get when you cross a potato with a penis? Miss Stake Why does Miss Stake want to get married? What Do You Call a Cold Lesbian What do you call a cold lesbian? A New Condom Durex has released a brand new, super-thin variety of condom. Marketing hasn't really helped sales though for the 'Dukes of Hazard' What Did the Hammer Say to the Man What did the Hammer say to the man? Why is The Night Heavy Why is the night heavy? Two Dummies Play Chess Two dummies were playing chess, the first one said, "I killed your horse." The second one said, "Excuse me for two minutes, I'll be ... The Survey Says A survey says 90% of all people are caused by accidents. Woman Vs. Computer Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? Enzyme Vs. Hormone What is the diference between an enzyme and a hormone? Why Did the Internet Look in the Hole Why did the internet look in the hole? |
