Short Jokes
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Why did the chiken cross the rode? You So Ugly You so ugly, that ain't a fade in your hair, that's your hair running away from your face. A Dragon on Ice Skates What has two blades and breathes fire? What's Black, White and Red All Over What's black, white and red all over? Santa Could Not Stop in Asia Santa could not be bothered stopping in Asia, so he gave them a wave. The Head Floating Down the Stream In Austell, Ga last week, the police found a head floating down a little stream. When the officer reached to get it, the head had a ... Bee Humor What variety of bee produces milk? I Heard When You Were a Child.. I heard when you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the mafia wanted too much. The Energizer Bunny Gets Arrested Did you hear about The Energizer Bunny getting arrested? He was charged with battery. Why Couldn't The Pirate Go to the Movie Why Couldnt The Pirate Go To The Movies? Why Did the Streetlight Go Red Why did the streetlight go red? Jerry Lies to The Judge While being cross examined, Jerry was asked how old he was. He said he was 18 years old. The judge said, "Ten years ago, when you we... The First Restaurant on the Moon The first restuarant on the moon was doing great, but there was one bad thing about it: Why Was Tigger Stinky Why was Tigger stinky? Blind Man in a Strip Club How do you spot a blind man in a strip club? In Laws Vs. Outlaws What's the difference between in laws and outlaws? What Do Fat Girls Say to Each Other What do fat girls say to each other? The Sophisticated Father My father was not sophisticated. He thought PhD meant 'post hole digger'. Days of the Week Why are Saturdays and Sundays strong days? Where Do Cows Date Where do cows go on a date? Turtle and Porcupine What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? Alzhiemers Benefits What's the two best things about having Alzhiemer's disease? Why Do Sharks Live in Saltwater Why do sharks live in saltwater? A Prostitute with No Arms What do you call a prostitute with no armns or legs? How Do You Get an Elephant Across the Freeway How do you get an elephant across the freeway? |
