Short Jokes
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Alzhiemers Benefits
What's the two best things about having Alzhiemer's disease? Why Do Sharks Live in Saltwater Why do sharks live in saltwater? A Prostitute with No Arms What do you call a prostitute with no armns or legs? How Do You Get an Elephant Across the Freeway How do you get an elephant across the freeway? The Fish Runs Into a Wall What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Yo Family So Poor Yo Family so poor, when I went to use your bathroom, a rat said, "Wait your turn." Who Does Mississippi Love Who does Missisipi love? What Has Holes and can Hold Water What has holes and can hold water? The Referee Makes a Call What did the referee say to the lady who's boobs were hanging out? Poker with a Cat What kind of cat do you not want to play poker with? Ginger Baker Vs. Coffe What does a Ginger Baker and 7-11 coffee have in common? You So Ugly You so ulgy, when you were born your mom asked the doctor. "What is it doctor?" and the docter said, "I don't know, but if it moves ... Humpty Dumpty Pushed His Wife Why did Humpty Dumpty push his wife off the wall? ... Possum Vs. Football Team What do a possum and the Nebraska football team have in common? Two Pretzels Walking Down the Street Two pretzels are walking down the street, one was assaulted. A Cannibal Wife What do you call a cannibal wife? Remember Good Hygiene Remember how it was when you cared about personal hygiene? So what if you don't brush your teeth after you toss your friends salad. A World Without Video Cameras I can't emagine a world without video cameras. How else would you show your friends how your parents have sex? The Depressed Check What did the good check say to the bad check that was depressed? The Queen Cries "Balls" "Balls" cried the Queen. "If I had two I'd be king," and the King laughed, because he had to. A Hooker with No Legs What do you call a hooker with no legs? My Parrot Ate My Alarm Clock My pet parrot ate my alarm clock, now politics. A Policeman on the Baseball Field Why did the policeman run across the baseball feild? What Has a Bank But Doesn't Deposit what has a bank but doesn't deposit? Your House is So Small Your house is so small your front and back door are on the same hinge! |
