Short Jokes
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Godfather Vs. Philosopher
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher? A Philosophers First Job What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.'s usual question at his first job? Did You Hear the One About the Dyslexic Man Did you hear the one about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra? A Potato with Too Many Botfriends What do you call a potato with too many boyfriends? You So Ugly You so ugly, you have to tie a porkchop around your neck so your dog will play with you. Why Didn't the Skeleton Cross the Road Why didn't the skelton cross the road when a car was coming? What is a Fry's Favorite day What is a fry's favorite day? Why Didn't the Chicken Cross the Road Why didn't the chicken cross the road? What Do Gay Horses Eat What do gay horses eat? A Swimmer With No Arms What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water? A Man With One Leg What do you call a man that only has one leg? Woman With One Leg What do you call a woman with one leg? Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Movies Why didn't the skeleton go to the movies? Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Why did the chicken cross the road? Gay Man in a Wheelchair What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? How to Get to Sesame Street How do you get to Sesame Street? Looking at a Broken Mirror What do you see when you look at a broken mirror? A Raindeer and a Pickle What do you get when you cross a raindeer and a dill pickle? What Came First What came first, the toilet or the discovery of the floater? Dating a Homeless Girl What's the good thing about dating a homeless girl? A TV with Eyes What do you call a TV with eyes? How Do You Make a Tissue Dance How do you make a tissue dance? Nice Piano Nice piano, or is that your coffee table with buck teeth? What Has Two Legs and Bleeds a Lot What has two legs and bleeds a lot? What Did the Spoon Say to the Fork What did the spoon say to the fork? |
