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Short Jokes
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?
A Man With One Leg
What do you call a man that only has one leg?
Woman With One Leg
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Constipated People
Constipated people just don't give a crap.
Gay Man in a Wheelchair
What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair?
How to Get to Sesame Street
How do you get to Sesame Street?
Looking at a Broken Mirror
What do you see when you look at a broken mirror?
What Came First
What came first, the toilet or the discovery of the floater?
Dating a Homeless Girl
What's the good thing about dating a homeless girl?
How Do You Make a Tissue Dance
How do you make a tissue dance?
Nice Piano
Nice piano, or is that your coffee table with buck teeth?
What Has Two Legs and Bleeds a Lot
What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
I Got Roaches So Bad
I got roaches so bad, the other day I was taking a shower and I heard someone crying. I look down and a roach said, "You got soap in...
Jimmy Cracked Corn
If Jimmy Cracked Corn and I don't care..Why is there a song about him?
A Part Time Cucumber
What is yellow then green then yellow then green?
What is Red and Hairy
What is red and hairy?
A Drunk Vs. A Stoner
What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
That Snap Was Old
Man, that snap is so old, the last time I heard it, my grandfather was still wearing a leather condom.
That Snap Was Old
Man, that snaps older than Yo grandma's kick-start vibrator.
A Bird in the Hand
A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.
A Bird in the Hand
A bird in the hand is dead.
A Clean Tie
A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
A Flying Particle Will
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A Geophysicist Is
A geophysicist is not drunk as long as he can hang onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
