Insults / Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.

Yo Mama So Fat

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"

Yo Mama So Fat

Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.

Yo Mama So Fat

Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.

Yo Mama So Stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo Mama So Stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo Mama So Stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.

Yo Mama So Stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo Mama So Stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

Yo Mama So Stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Yo Mama So Stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo Mama So Stupid

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo Mama So Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!

Yo Mama So Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.

Yo Mama So Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.

Yo Mama So Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

Yo Mama So Old

Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.

Yo Mama So Old

Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.

Yo Mama So Old

Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo Mama Got

Yo mama's got so many rings around her belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.

Yo Mama Teeth

Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose.

Yo Mama Like

Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.

Yo Mama Like

Yo mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo Mama Like

Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

Yo MamaLike

Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.