Insults / Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo Mama So Ugly
Yo Mama so ugly, when she is shaving in the bathroom she looks like Chewbaca. Yo Mama So Hairy Yo Mama so hairy, it looks like she's about to pop out of Don King's ass and say, "ONLY IN AMERICA." Yo Mama So Stupid Yo Mama so stupid, she stuck two quarters up her butt and said she was 50cent. Yo Mama So Stupid Yo Mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl. Yo Mama So Stupid Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl. Yo mama Like A Yo mama like a doornob. Everybody gets a turn. Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan. Yo Mama So Stupid Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had. Yo Momma So Stupid Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo Mama So Stupid Yo mama's so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass. Yo Mama Got Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch. Yo Mama Has Yo mama has no arms and bought a vest. Yo Mama Teeth Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn. Yo Mama Like Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth. Yo Mama Like Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo Mama Goes to Work Yo mama is so ugly that her husband takes her to work every day so he won't have to give her a goodbye kiss. Pimp Juice'sTop 10 Cutdowns 1.Your mama is so stupid, she got in an elavator and thought it was a mobile home. 2.Your mama is like a hardware store. 5 cents ... Yo Mama so Dumb Yo Mama so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, so she grabbed a bowl. Yo Mama So Old Yo Mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died. Yo Mama So Fat Yo Mama so fat, when she went to the beach and laid down, everyone gathered around her and said, "Free Willy." Yo Mama So Black Yo Mama so black, when she went to nightschool they marked her absent. Yo Mama So Fat Yo Mama so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on a belt. |
