Insults / Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo Mama So Stupid
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. Yo Mama So Stupid Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Track Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car. Yo Mama So Stupid Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo momma so ugly, she's uugly... Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies. Yo Mama So Old Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license. Yo Mama So Old Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo Mama So Old Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus. Yo Mama So Old Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park. Yo Momma So Old Yo momma so old... Yo Mama So Old Yo mama's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white. Yo Mama So Old Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight. Yo Mama Got Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders! Yo Mama Got Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story. Yo Mama Got Yo mama ain't got no arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there." Yo Mama's Gold Tooth Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green. Yo Mama Teeth Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread. Yo Mama Teeth Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile. Yo Mama So Black Yo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off. Yo Mama So Black Yo mama's so black, she makes asphalt look grey. Yo Mama Like Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her. |
