Insults / Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo Mama So Ugly
Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the stitches off Frankenstein. Yo Mama So Old Yo mama's so old, her birthday expired. Yo Mama Got Yo mama's got a pair of high top flip flops. Yo Mama Like Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers. Yo Mama Like Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on. Yo Mama So Greasy Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs. Yo Mama So Hairy Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens." Yo Mama So Poor Yo mama's so poor, she put a thirstbuster on layaway with food stamps. Yo Mama So Skinny Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil. Yo Moma So Ugly Yo moma so ugly as a child her moma had to feed her with a sling shot. Yo Moma Is So Fat... Yo moma is so fat it took three tanks of gas and a four hour push just to get around her. Your Momma's Glasses Are SoThick Your momma's glasses are so thick, she looked at a map & saw people waving! Your so Fat You are so fat that when you went to school you sat next to everybody. Yo Moma so Fat Yo momma so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub. Yo Mama's Butt Yo Mama's butt is so big she still can't find her bike. Your Mama Is So Stupid... Your mama is so stupid when I asked for a color T.V she asked what color. Yo Mama Scares the Sun Yo Mama is so ugly, she went outside and the sun went down. Yo Mama Sank the Titanic Yo mama so fat that when she was on the Titanic, it didnt have time to hit an iceberg......... Yo Mama is a Dog Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to the real estate office to purchase a home they said, "Sorry, no dogs allowed." Yo Mama Wants a Twinkie Yo Mama is so fat you have to grease both sides of the door and put a Twinkie in the other room just to get her in the house. Yo Mama Fills the Tub Yo Mama is so fat that when she takes a bath, she fills the tub and THEN turns on the water. Mama on a Scale Yo mamma is SO fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "To be continued..." New Year Mama Yo mama so fat that whenever she turns around, it's a new year! Yo Mama's So Fat AND Stupid Yo mama so fat and stupid, that she whenever she goes to a buffet, she takes the term "all you can eat" as a challenge. Yo Mama Yo mama is so fat, that her sizes are a 36-24-36; and it's the same on the other arm! |
