Insults / Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo Mama So Ghetto
Yo mama's so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth. Yo Mama So Ghetto Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates. Yo Mama So Ghetto Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. Yo Mama So Ghetto Yo mama's so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle. Yo Mama So Ghetto Yo mama's so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed. Let's Get Off Moms Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours. Let's Get Off Moms Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now. Ask Your Mom Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom! Yo mama I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man. Yo Mama Hey keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama! I Don't Have a Mom Hey I don't have a mom, me and my dad just use yours! Yo Mama a Saint Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama 'cause she's a real saint... a Saint Bernard. Yo Daddy Got Man, I ain't even gonna talk about yo daddy 'cause I know him. He's got a human body but a dog's behind... and around the way we cal... Yo Mama Good That was good, but not as good as Yo mama was last night. That Snap Was Old Man, that snaps older than the crust in Yo Mama's underwear. Your So Ugly Your so ugly your mum tied a bone around your neck so the dog would play with you!! Micheal Jackson vs Arnold Schwarzenegger Q: What would you get if you crossed micheal jackson with Arnold Schwarzenegger? A: Micheal Waz-a-nigger YO MAMA What did the plastic surgen say 2 yo mama? |
