Insults / Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama's so poor, she has a wooden beeper and when it goes off, it goes (Now you knock on something wood) Yo Momma So Fat Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin. Yo Mama's So Fat Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck. Yo Mmama so Stupid Yo Mama is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mamma so ugly, when they got the sonagram of her, your grandma was arrested for beastiality. Yo Mama So Fat Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a rollercoaster, it goes "squeel" and they have to escort your fat mama off of the ride. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a pumpkin that got carved wrong. Yo Mama House So Small Yo Mama house so small, her front door and back door have the same hinges. Yo Mama So Fat Yo Mama so fat, she couldn't jump to conclusion. Yo Mama So Fat Yo Mama so fat, on Halloween she says, "Trick or meatloaf!" Yo Mama So Fat Yo Mama so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar. Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon. Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years. Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us! Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet. Yo Mama So Fat Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet. Yo Mama So Stupid Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season." Yo Mama So Stupid Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. Yo Mama So Stupid Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper. Yo Mama So Ugly Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins." Yo Mama So Old Yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch. Yo Mama Got Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines. |
