Jokes

Three guys die and go to Hell. There was a white guy, Chinese guy and a black guy. The Devil told all three of them that if they could stand in his hand for more than ten seconds, he would let them live on Earth forever. The white guy stood in the Devils hand for three seconds, the Chinese guy stood in the Devils hand for six seconds and the black guy stood in the Devils hand and never melted. The Devil said, "How did you do that?" The black guy replied, "Chocolate melts in your mouth, not your hand."