Jokes

There was a man who was jobless and homeless but he loved drinking alcohol. The bartender knew he was a regular customer. Each time he was dead drunk, the bartender would pity him and say, "Jesus Christ" with surprise. One day, while the drunkard was coming from the bar, he met with a man of god who told him that Jesus loves him. "I am Jesus", the drunk said. The pastor was surprised at that, but the drunkard told him to follow him to the bar and he would prove it. When they walked in, the bartender said, "Jesus Christ.."