Jokes

Three vampires went into a pub. The first one walked up to the bar and asked for blood on the rocks and the bar man got it for him. The next vampire went up to the bar and asked for the same and returned to his seat. The third vampire went to the bar and asked for a cup of hot water. The bar man got it for him and said "If you don't mind me asking, why do you want a cup of hot water?" He replied whilst whipping out a tampon, "I want to make tea".