Jokes

One day, a man walked into a bar and sat down. As he and the bartender started to talk and get to know each other, the man bet the bartender that he could pee in this cup all the way across the bar. So, the man bet the bartender $500 that he would pee in the cup across the bar.

The man got up and peed everywhere in the bar and afterwards paid the bartender the $500 that he bet the bartender.

The bartender asked the man, "What ever made you think that you could pee in that cup all across the bar?"

The man replied, "I bet the guy on the other end of the bar $100 that I could pee all over your bar without you getting mad."