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A Special Day - Sun, 6 Jul 2008

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0700

Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what day do bachelors have? A: Palm Sunday.

Unclaimed Fart - Sat, 5 Jul 2008

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0700

Q: Father Christmas, the tooth fairy, the perfect man and the perfect woman are riding in an elevator. Someone farts, yet nobody owns up to it. Where does the blame lie? A: The perfect man; the other three are figments of your imagination.

Smokin' Sex - Fri, 4 Jul 2008

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0700

Two fireman were having fooling around in a smoke filled room when the chief walked in and said, "What the hell are you two men doing?"

One of the firemen answered, "This man has smoke inhalation, sir".

The chief replied, "Well, why don't you give him mouth to mouth?"

The other fireman answered, "How do you think we got started in the first place?"

Diagnosis: Redneck - Thu, 3 Jul 2008

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0700

Q: You know you're a redneck... A: ...when your jokes only seem funny when you're high.

Pizza Guy and a Gyno! - Wed, 2 Jul 2008

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0700

Q: What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: They can both smell, but neither one is allowed to taste!

Yo Momma So Ugly - Tue, 1 Jul 2008

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0700

Yo momma so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.

Would You Have Sex with Bill Clinton - Mon, 30 Jun 2008

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0700

Q: 100 women were surveyed and asked one question: "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?" A: 80% responded with 'never again.'

A Truck Driver and a Priest - Sun, 29 Jun 2008

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0700

A truck driver was driving down the road when he saw a priest standing on the side of the road that looked like he needed a ride. He pulled over and let him in. As he continued driving, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking along the road and swerved to the right to hit him. Then he remembered the priest was in his car and swerved left. "Sorry, Father, but I almost hit that lawyer back there," he said. "It's okay", responded the Priest. "I got him with the door."

Yo Mama So Bald - Sat, 28 Jun 2008

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0700

Yo mama's so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head.

Super Sex - Fri, 27 Jun 2008

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0700

A grandmother in her 80's was not doing too well lately. She hadn't been able to make love in years, yet her husband was still in need. So one year for his birthday she hired a hooker to come over and give him some super sex.

The day of his birthday arrives and with it a knock on the door. He answers the door and is greeted by a prostitute who said, "Your wife hired me to give you super sex."

He thought for a second and then responded, "At my age, I'd better just take the soup."