Jokes

Q: The NAACP sent an agent to Alabama to check the progress in integration of churches. After a few weeks of checking around, he called headquarters to file his report.

"How are the Catholics?" asks his boss.

"The Catholics are doing okay. They've got the right idea."

"What about the Methodists?"

"They've come a long way," says the agent. "They're doing just fine."

"And the Baptists?" asks the boss.


A: "I just want to know one thing," says the agent. "When they baptize you, how long are they supposed to hold you under?"