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A man who is frequently away on business trips began to believe that his wife was cheating on him. So, he decided to go to a dildo shop to buy his wife something to keep her busy. When he got there, he asked the clerk for the best dildo they have. The clerk took him around the store, showing him the best brands. After touring for 5 minutes, the man shakes his head and says, "No, I need something really vicious to please MY wife."
The clerk thinks for a minute and then says, "I think I've got just the dildo for you!" He hurries into the back and comes back, shaking his head. "Nah," he muttered, "It's too powerful".
The man, curious, asked what he was muttering about. The clerk told him that he had a Voodoo dick in the back of the store. The man, now very curious, asked what a Voodoo dick was. The clerk took the man into the back room and said to a box, "Voodoo dick, wall."
A dick came rushing out of the box and started pounding the wall. After 3 minutes of pounding, the wall crumbles.
"Wow!" the man said "I'll take it!" So he hurried home and gaves the Voodoo dick to his wife. A week later, the man left on a business trip.
The wife, bored like hell, said "Voodoo dick, pussy," and she gets the best fucking she's ever had. After a while, she realizes that she can't get it out. So she gets into the car and drives like hell to the hospital.
A little while later, a cop car pulls her over. As the cop questioned her, he asked why she was speeding. After she expained about the Voodoo dick, the cop rolled his eyes and said "Voodoo dick my ass!"
The clerk thinks for a minute and then says, "I think I've got just the dildo for you!" He hurries into the back and comes back, shaking his head. "Nah," he muttered, "It's too powerful".
The man, curious, asked what he was muttering about. The clerk told him that he had a Voodoo dick in the back of the store. The man, now very curious, asked what a Voodoo dick was. The clerk took the man into the back room and said to a box, "Voodoo dick, wall."
A dick came rushing out of the box and started pounding the wall. After 3 minutes of pounding, the wall crumbles.
"Wow!" the man said "I'll take it!" So he hurried home and gaves the Voodoo dick to his wife. A week later, the man left on a business trip.
The wife, bored like hell, said "Voodoo dick, pussy," and she gets the best fucking she's ever had. After a while, she realizes that she can't get it out. So she gets into the car and drives like hell to the hospital.
A little while later, a cop car pulls her over. As the cop questioned her, he asked why she was speeding. After she expained about the Voodoo dick, the cop rolled his eyes and said "Voodoo dick my ass!"
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