Jokes

Bob and Jack are teeing off on the long Par 5, Seventh hole. Bob decides he is going to reach the green in two strokes and takes such a strong cut on the ball that he almost falls over. The ball skims out over the course about 5 feet above the ground, slices into a tree, and bounces into the fairway about 150 yards out.

Jack says to Bob, "Nice condom shot."

Bob asks, "What's a condom shot?"

Jack replies, "Safe, but doesn't feel good."