Jokes

Two priests showering one day when one realized there wasn't any soap. The other priest decided he would go to the closet at the end of the hall and get some soap. He trotted his way down, naked as a Jay bird, grabbed two bars of soap and headed back to the bathroom. But on his way back, he heard three nuns coming down the hall. He thought to himself, "Damn! Now what am I going to do?"

In earnest, the priest stood against the wall with his hands in the air, holding a bar of soap in each hand. Along came the nuns, admiring this brand new statue. One of the nuns wondered, "What does it do? It is holding soap, after all."

She pulled on the dangling part, and the soap from the priest's left hand fell. The nuns were pretty impressed. The second one wanted to try, so, she too pulled on the dangling part. Lo and behold, the other bar of soap fell to the ground. The third nun thought she should give it a try as well, so, she pulled on the dangling part. Nothing happened. So she tried several more times. All of a sudden the nuns erupt in squeals of delight and the nun says, "Look girls ... liquid soap!"