Jokes

Q: There once was a boy named John. He was going on his first date with a girl named Meradith Johnson. He went to Meradith's house and met her dad who told John that Meradith wasn't ready and that he wanted to have a talk with John before John could take his daughter out. John takes a seat next to fluffy, the family dog, and they start talking. John realizes he really needs to blow a big one. It comes out silent but deadly.

"Oh fluffy!" Mr. Johnson exclaims.

"Yes! He thinks it's the dog!" John thinks to himself and he lets out an even bigger one.

"Oh fluffy!" Mr. Johnson says again.

"Yes he still thinks it's Fluffy!" as Mr.Johnson continues talking.

Finally, John blows his biggest one yet!



A: Mr. Johnson leaps from his chair, "Fluffy, get out of there before he craps on ya'!"