Jokes

Q: One day Johnny was running around the porch while his grandmother was sat, preparing peas for dinner. She yelled at him to stop running. He stopped, flopped to the floor, and looked up seeing up his grandmother's dress.

"Hey Grandma, what's that grey thang up in under your dress," Johnny asked.

"Oh,that's my...squirrel," Grandma replied.

Then Johnny asked, "Why is my Mama's squirrel black and yours is grey".



A: Grandma replied, "If her squirrel cracked as many nuts as mine it would be grey too".